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ghost portal

A gamer joke consisting of unexpected game sounds going off and on in your game play, preferably with a handheld.
Guy 1: I hear sounds in my game!
Guy 2: Yeah I get that often.
Guy 1: Did someone in this game open a ghost portal to the Netherworld? He needs to be killed right away!
by mineat August 14, 2012
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ghost costume

"My man gave me a GHOST COSTUME when he got back from Thanksgiving!"

"Nice!"
by froodley November 29, 2011
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ghost bong

when you pack a bong with tobacco and/or some random shit that isn't weed, and give it to an unknowning indivdual, just for the laughs
Adam: hey man we should give simon a ghost bong
Declan: haha that will be a good gag
by mofobeast69er December 15, 2011
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ghost bleed

a deeply painful feeling of surrealistic bleeding especially in the genital region that can be remedied by conjectural tampons.
My agonizing ghost bleed felt so authentic that I had to rush to emerge to validate that in fact it was a ghost bleed.
by Artsy89q December 19, 2011
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ghost anus

1.) Noun: when its smells like a really bad fart and there is not an anus in site for miles!
2.)Verb: when your friend farts and will not admit it.
noun or verb.
3.) Exclamation: When in a two-person conversation, someone smells a fart and is sure they did not pass wind but is not sure if the other person has, he/she may exclaim ghost anus to dismiss the idea that the awful smell is in fact from him/her.
Verb: Dude. did you just ghost anus all over that bald man's head?
Noun: It smells like ghost anus in this museum.
Exclamation:

Alexys: So that is pretty much all that really matters in my mind
Sam: Ghost Anus
by Moustachioed Villain January 12, 2012
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Grassland Ghost

An extremely pale girl, almost albino, except for the fact that she has ginger hair. Their lack of pigment is appalling.
I went to the pool this summer, but was almost blinded by the abundance of grassland ghosts, so I left
by lorenzo54321 February 22, 2011
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Sailors Ghost Sucker

When you have a wet dream about a mermaid giving you head.
I had to change Blackbeard's wet woolen sheets this morning, because he said he had dreamt of the gorgeous sailors ghost sucker last night.
by Doncheadle11 August 15, 2011
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