Want a cookie?

A sarcastic way of dismissing someone who arrogantly seeks praise/validation for an unwarranted and insufficient task.

Entitled Douche: AYO! I Did that for you! YOU'RE WELCOME!

Me: Want a cookie?

Entitled Douche: Yeah. U Got any?

by Dosso90 July 20, 2025

Cookie

A personal allowance people might ask for

Guy 1: Hey, can I have your cookie?
Guy 2: No! It's very personal, I don't want to get hacked!

by UrbanDictionary Helper June 20, 2021

flesh cookie

a woman's vagina; fresh and warm like a cookie straight out of the oven

I'd certainly love to pull down her panties and shove her flesh cookie right in my mouth

by CanadianDudeEH! January 13, 2018

chest cookie

When a woman waves her nasty undesired breasts in a males face. Typically this male will gain the nickname "cookie"

David entered the room and she waved her chest cookie in his face, he did not like her

by ChevyUSA February 25, 2017

cookie

a womans pussy

yo i ate a cookie today
do u mean a pussy?

by whiteniggaaffairs420 December 16, 2019

Fortune cookie

Sexual position for females or males

Fold her in half and break her like a fortune cookie.

by Von Chickenfoot March 11, 2017

Cookie Mode

When a woman is playing with herself, that’s called going cookie mode.

Damn g! that bitch on the couch going cookie mode!

by mustyslip July 25, 2021