Comedious

Basically, instead of saying “i’m a comedian”, you say “i’m so comedious”.

*Makes Lili laugh*
“I’m so comedious”.

by Ematiddy February 5, 2021

Comedian's "Full Count"

Three bottles of "Auchentoshan Three Wood", two bottles of "Woodford Double Oaked," and a four pack of "Ta +Meilleure" Double NEIPA (Bases Loaded). A certain comic's hotel room "Special Ask" for comedy tours. Consuming the entirety (as a group, NOT solo because that's quietly referred to as a "Mickey Mantle"....and likely fatal) is called a "Grand Slam" referring simultaneously to the resulting overwhelmingly classy shindig and to the high return baseball achievement.

"What'ya need slim." - Hotel Manager
"Set em' up Jim, Comedian's "Full count", Bases Loaded tonight!." - Comic
Smiling "You lookin' for trouble?" - Hotel Manager
"We're hittin' a Grand Slam tonight baby!!!!" - Comic

by Ben Whyte February 6, 2021

Colmenter

sexiest last name ever

The last name Colmenter is the best

by Daniel Colmenter February 11, 2021

come on man

said by cool people who have a lot of minor inconveniences in there life 😘

*drops phone* come on man aka come on maaaaaam

by joodyhoody March 23, 2021

Comeback STROKER

Dick Stroke so good that you gotta have it again.

I got that comeback stroker.

by anonymous March 24, 2021

combez

A great soccer player and a beast at school. Get's all the girls and is ok at math class.

Look at that combez

by anonymous March 25, 2021

combez

Amazing at soccer and is a beast at school. Get's all the girls and he is ok at math.

Look at that combez

by anonymous March 25, 2021