(noun)
A multi-branch private “educational” setup in the UAE — with locations in Sharjah (x2), Dubai, and Fujairah — specializing in the fine art of turning office space into global academia.
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Top Definition
A place where ambition meets ambiguity.
Marketed as an international college, it offers degrees through “partner institutions” based on the student’s payment plan:
Basic: London American University
Mid-range: College de Paris
Premium: Madonna University (USA)
These affiliations are emphasized loudly. The fact that it’s not recognized by the UAE Ministry of Education? Whispered, if at all.
Often operates out of standard business buildings — not campuses — with rapidly changing staff, two-tone branding (college/institute), and accreditations that impress only until Googled.
Popular among students who value a foreign-sounding degree over legal clarity, and among parents who prefer glossy brochures over boring things like “licensing.”
A multi-branch private “educational” setup in the UAE — with locations in Sharjah (x2), Dubai, and Fujairah — specializing in the fine art of turning office space into global academia.
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Top Definition
A place where ambition meets ambiguity.
Marketed as an international college, it offers degrees through “partner institutions” based on the student’s payment plan:
Basic: London American University
Mid-range: College de Paris
Premium: Madonna University (USA)
These affiliations are emphasized loudly. The fact that it’s not recognized by the UAE Ministry of Education? Whispered, if at all.
Often operates out of standard business buildings — not campuses — with rapidly changing staff, two-tone branding (college/institute), and accreditations that impress only until Googled.
Popular among students who value a foreign-sounding degree over legal clarity, and among parents who prefer glossy brochures over boring things like “licensing.”
“My uncle enrolled me in London American City College because he saw the word ‘American.’ Now I study on the second floor of an office building, and my degree depends on how much he paid.”
by PaulsonMathewChunkapura July 17, 2025
Get the London American City Collegemug. A bunch jizz faced ginger whores and despite the area being called Linwood they’ll never be as hard as wood, you’d think with all the brown people attending the highschool they’d be good at kapa haka but their to busy sucking each other off and vaping.
Girl 1: is that a Linwood college student
Girl 2: yeah that Cindy she’s been giving head so much she’s dropping off her fourth kid at the Linwood highschool daycare
Girl 2: yeah that Cindy she’s been giving head so much she’s dropping off her fourth kid at the Linwood highschool daycare
by Fag24 June 25, 2024
Get the Linwood collegemug. An illegal politically invasive feces sent to retention to the third grade by USDA pork inspectors, to be cured and properly aged for future consumption
by BigFranky@hotmail.com January 22, 2023
Get the erectoral college dropoutmug. Sophomore in College is used to call people Gay, Black, and Dumb all in one and is very insensitive and rude.
by salamoander May 14, 2023
Get the Sophomore in Collegemug. This school is actually full of hot girls mostly bi or lesbian though. Actually know how to rant and whenever you get on a bus with them the bus shakes. They at least 1m taller than salvos.
Debating is wild asf
Debating is wild asf
"Ayo the bus is full of the sacred girls eh?"
*boy hides in corner*
Whoever goes to this school good luck the sacred heart language college students will do your head in
*boy hides in corner*
Whoever goes to this school good luck the sacred heart language college students will do your head in
by Laughingmy455off November 25, 2021
Get the The Sacred heart language collegemug. A student at Lafayette College in Easton, PA who makes others' laugh not just in social settings, but also in classroom/academic settings. There has recently been an increase in such students that a title was created for them: The Class Clown of Lafayette College.
If you would like to laugh while in college, go to Lafayette. It is known for numerous students who fit the description of being the Class Clown of Lafayette College!
by Leopards14 February 11, 2025
Get the The Class Clown of Lafayette Collegemug. a secondary term for the words "prison" or "jail"
Typically used by Italian Americans, it is a polite way to tell or ask someone about their experiences in jail, without using such a charged word around potential family members
Typically used by Italian Americans, it is a polite way to tell or ask someone about their experiences in jail, without using such a charged word around potential family members
Jon: "Hey Ricky how was College?"
Ricky: "Well you know how College goes, maybe I didn't learn the right things"
Ricky: "Well you know how College goes, maybe I didn't learn the right things"
by hischransen August 28, 2023
Get the Collegemug.