Captain Saveahoe

When you're an Amazon Driver and you have to rescue people that can't finish a route by them selves or have to finish there route for a plethora of various reasons

His van died on route and I had to go play Captain Saveahoe.

by WiselSkielGrannel September 2, 2022

Captain H-Ball

Any extremely intoxicated boat captain from a mix of cocaine, mushrooms and cheap beer.

Dam Captain H-Ball we almost hit the channel marker doing 60mph in a no wake zone. Arrrr past me the straw and platter and let me arrrrr powder the nose.

by Captain Smoothwater September 2, 2022

Capital letter Q

Small dick or small penis. Meaning that the guy has big ball and a small penis. The penis is always pointing out as if it bigger whereas it is small.

It is almost impossible to do a women on top on a capital letter Q.

by Vee M September 4, 2022

Capitalism

Is an ideological term for the upward transfer of wealth from the producer class who generates the product or GDP (gross domestic product) for the owner class, presumed to be those worthy of controlling the establishment. Was defined concisely in Adam Smith's The Wealth of Nations as "everything for us and nothing for anyone else"

Many espouse capitalism as ideology of highest importance while not being able to define it precisely or explain it to a five year old decently.

by bachdog September 12, 2022

capstar

Someone who caps a lot. They cap so much, they’re a star at it. (pronounced “cap-ster”)

He’s such a capstar!
Nahh don’t believe that bitch she’s a certified capstar man

by AnonymousAntics September 14, 2022

Captain Logic

Proud Captain of The Bellends

Captain Logic: we all here?
Crew: Aye!

by athemwdkl w September 15, 2022

Captain Finn

A god of basketball and fishing. He is always wet and can make a shot from seemingly anywhere. While he runs his own fishing industry named Finn's Wet Fishes, he is almost never actually seen fishing. Instead, he frequently practices his basketball skills and has never once been observed missing a shot. Furthermore, there always seems to be a basketball hoop somewhere nearby at any point he has been spotted.

"Hey is that a fisherman over there?"
"that's no ordinary fisherman, that's Captain Finn!
don't you notice how wet he is?"
"Oh yeah, I see!
There he goes shooting his balls again"

by Ripoler October 17, 2022