Car balls

When a man is getting into his car and his nut sack shifts while sitting thereby getting squashed under a thigh & the car seat.

Dude, my boxers were so lose that I got the worse case of car balls yesterday.

by Green & Salty January 19, 2021

Car Fire

1. When two cars collide with each other

2. When your engine goes on fire while driving

3. When you fuck up and burn down your entire car

4. When the neighbors kid lights your car on fire with a match and gasoline

P1: my car went on fire
P2: a car fire? How?
P1: the kid next door.
P2: hope he gets what he deserves!
P1: yeah he did he died yesterday after drinking gasoline

by epicepicface January 24, 2024

Popsicle Car

The act of covering someones car with snow, then buying a giant 2 x 4 and placing said piece of wood on the car (underneath the snow). Then freezing the entire vehicle by using a water hose on said snow.

"GOD DAMNIT! THOSE ASSHOLES TURNED MY CAR INTO A POPSICLE!"

"Woah dude, I didn't know you had a Popsicle Car!"

by "God damnit Richard!" - Buddah February 9, 2010

oklahoma side car

When a woman lets a man stick his penis in the hole for her colostomy bag.

Dude, last night that hooker in the wheel chair let me give her an Oklahoma Side Car.

by Dusty Lambo January 17, 2015

car

A deliberately misspelled version of cat

The orange car is having zoomies again

by anga83 March 25, 2024

moist car

When you walk up to a random strangers car and skeet skeet skeet all over their front windshield.

I just moist carred all over that poor old man's car.

by Moist car September 29, 2017

car peacocking

To buy an expensive car only for the purpose to show off to other people. Normally meant in relation to middle aged men going through a mid life crisis.

"Wait till my neighbours see me screech into the cul de sac in an Aston Martin, then we will see who the real man is around here."

"Dude you are car peacocking. You need to calm down and get therapy."

by LouieFerook April 2, 2016