boner juice

Male enhancement in juice form. It consists of green beans and rooster ejaculate. Originally referenced on Saturday Night Live.

I start off every day by guzzling 32 oz. of boner juice.

by Trevorisclever May 31, 2016

Boner alarm

when a guy wakes you up in the morning by pushing his boner against your back

girl 1: *yawns*
girl 2: why you so tired??!
girl 1: ah, john woke me up at 6am today with a boner alarm

by hg520 September 27, 2019

Hemingway Boner

When one endorses a writing style that is characterized by efficiency and understatements.

Ernest Hemingway was the most distinguished writer to use this style, hence the term "Hemingway Boner".

If you have a Hemingway Boner you would probably write something like,

I went to the beach. It was beautiful.

by alff September 22, 2011

boner breathe

Someone who's breath smells like dick, someone who forgot to swallow. (giving head)

"Jesus Kevin you have a bad case of boner breathe. Who's dick you been sucking?"

by eizabeth richardson April 8, 2016

Cyber Boner

While Texting/ Emailing/ IMing, your girlfriend says something that excites your penis.

"Today I was talking to my girlfiend about having sex, and her response gave me a total cyber boner!"

by whispering-eye222 December 20, 2009

Boner Slayer

That one bitch that ruins everything, particularly anything sexual.

Duder1: "Hey man, did you see that hot piece of ass last night at the bar?"
Duder2: "Yeah, but some bitch told me she has crabs."
Duder1: "Fuckin' Boner Slayers are everywhere."

by Tanner Lecy May 17, 2012

Syrian Boner

When you put your penis in the back end of an RPG Launcher buried in Hot sand

Girl 1: god, last night was the best
Girl 2: Ooo, what happened?
Girl 1: my boyfriend fucked me hard with his Syrian Boner.

by ImNextToYou March 17, 2016