by anonymous October 14, 2018

by Jake2.0 February 16, 2024

Jake is a Man that you would want to be friends with. He doesn’t take crap from anybody. He is Chill and laid back. He takes School And Sports Seriously. If anyone hurts him or anyone he talks too, Yeah u better want to skip town. If you know a Jake, Your lucky to have him. When he walks into the room, it lights up in happiness.
by DingdongDiddy November 24, 2018

jake is a demi-god who should be king and be praised by friends and family and everyone in between. his word is the law
and if you cross him I swear you will be sorry he is extremely powerful, handsome, fit, fast, and popular.
and if you cross him I swear you will be sorry he is extremely powerful, handsome, fit, fast, and popular.
jake is the king of everything.
by humangod October 21, 2019

A guy who only thinks he’s the best boxer but boxes anyone but a real boxer and thinks he’s too shit. His brain doesn’t function properly and is a big small brain.
by sammmmmmmmmmm1919 June 3, 2021

Is considered a dirty type of guy. He is but the smartest but he makes up for it in charm. Plays a lot of board games and isn’t afraid to take poops on people’s cars. His favorite words are yo bro.
by Tony the Firefox September 20, 2018

He may be a J name and a libra but surprisingly doesn’t fall into the stereotypes of either category. Although he is kind of a nerd and definitely has two monitors with a rainbow keyboard, he’s nice and has a fat velumptious butt.
by user213283 October 11, 2020
