What the absolute fuck?

When "What the fuck?" isnt sufficiently exasperated enough, "What the absolute fuck" is used.

Same as "What the actual fuck?" except more localized in New Zealand.
John: What the absolute fuck is Jim doing?
Dave: I have no idea man

Jim: Hey Mike someone shat in your shower bro
Mike: What the absolute fuck?

John: Man this is badly organized...
Jim: Yeah I have no idea what the absolute fuck is going on.
by BloodBomb January 04, 2011
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what the fox says

The fox can say many things.
What the fox says: Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-oo-oo-oo-ooo! Woo-oo-oo-ooo!
by The fox September 15, 2013
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what's his butt

When you can't remember or dont know his name.
What's his butt, the guy who owns that badass truck. I don't his name but you known who im talking about.
by luvzcoffeeee September 27, 2015
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What a fucking ranga

Describes the dumb cunts or sick cunts with ranga hair The saying what a fucking ranga will insult any ranga you walk past.
“What a fucking rangaaa”
“Saw a ranga with a mullet yesterday, what a fucking ranga
by 1961987 May 30, 2019
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Yoshi What Sticker

The sticker in Mario Party Super Stars that is supposed to look like Yoshi saying “Whaaaat?”
But it actually looks like Yoshi is getting fucked in the ass
Person 1: “I still think Donkey Kong Hi is the best sticker in this game.”
Person 2: “Yes, but have you seen the Yoshi What sticker?”
Person 3: “Yoshi What scarred me.”
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wow what a hole

When you fall into a hole and think “WOW... WHATA HOLEEEEE”
Marv after falling through a nyc apartment hole: wow what a hole

#homealone #homealone2 #gloryhole
by Lemme hump you hahaha June 14, 2020
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what the fuck is this shit

what i say whenever i open urban dictionary, searches for a normal thing and someone has sexualized the word for no damn reason
me: *searches for something*

urban dictionary: ''lets find the most dirty text and show it''

me: what the fuck is this shit
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 25, 2022
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