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What the absolute fuck?

When "What the fuck?" isnt sufficiently exasperated enough, "What the absolute fuck" is used.

Same as "What the actual fuck?" except more localized in New Zealand.
John: What the absolute fuck is Jim doing?
Dave: I have no idea man

Jim: Hey Mike someone shat in your shower bro
Mike: What the absolute fuck?

John: Man this is badly organized...
Jim: Yeah I have no idea what the absolute fuck is going on.
by BloodBomb January 5, 2011
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what the fox says

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by The fox September 14, 2013
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What the Flying Hell?

The Term signifies an event or an occurrence that is so crazy or out of the orderay that it is completely absurd or astonishing.

In the normal sense hell isnt seen as flying nor moving so that is how the term got its definition. Because of how insane a flying hell would be.
Mat: Hey did you hear Janet got shit faced and went scuba divin inside of the library aquarium???
Me an intellectual: What the flying hell? Really???
by XXX_House_XXX October 24, 2019
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What’s your benefit?

A term used to ask someone when they randomly say something mean, rude, or insulting. You can’t say this out of the bloom
Also after you ask what’s your benefit, you must “say what do you gain from that?”

-Term made by Imran from the dmv
Homie 1: You suck plus you stink
Homie 2: What’s your benefit? What do you gain from that? You’re not getting money or anything.
by GamerBoy Terms April 14, 2020
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what the frickle frack

an expression used instead of ‘what the fuck’. only children of jesus use this.
What the frickle frack?!” said Carol, a child of jesus.
by navinci supremacist July 27, 2018
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what da flizzy

What da flizzy how could you do that bro
by What da flizzy August 24, 2022
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What are you wearing

Since its Halloween...This is the only time when its not sexualized and feels appropriate to ask someone.
by 6Nani9 October 31, 2020
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