max ritters

one of the coolest people ever he has the biggest cock ever and gets all the bitches he is super rich and way cooler than any other person

omg there is max ritters will you smash?

i cant believe max ritters is here!

by anonymous November 25, 2021

Max

Max is the sweetest thing to walk on Earth. Once you see him, there's no going back, you're destined to be best friends.
He is mostly very social, except when the biology teacher asks him something he doesn't know. He is known for dabbing too much and getting in trouble with his "jokes". He is very brave and noble but little does anybody know that he is soft and emotional if you get to know him a little bit more.
Max is all you look for in a friend or a possible s/o.

Maddie: Hey! There goes Max!
Tara: Yo, Max!
Dean: Man, I love Max.

by homoreceptor March 10, 2019

Max Snowden

The name of a person who has extremely terrible takes on sports.

That is a Max Snowden level take right there.

by LJ8_LOL June 16, 2022

Max Ingham

He will touch you here and there,
He will touch you everywhere.

Just use it to describe max Ingham

by Humans jhbe September 22, 2023

Max

In Latin, Max means the Ultimate Virgin King. If someone lost their virginity, it's absorbed by him

"Stop being a Max!"
"Shut up Virgin!"

by Captain Bill McAwesome III November 1, 2019

Max

This guy will dry hump the sofa even though his girlfriend has consented to sex

Don’t be such a Max!

by B1G P1N3S January 29, 2020

max

a russian name for a handsome guy who is also a geek

Wow, you're a true max

by Yana Hype May 26, 2017