The last beer of the night that you don’t remember having because you were so drunk, which technically might not exist.
“That 15th beer last night was totally a Schrödinger’s beer because we don’t remember it, and can thus substantiate its nonexistence.”
by Crabrangoon May 29, 2024
Get the Schrödinger’s Beer mug.The rash-like sensation felt in the palm of the hand after unscrewing many twist-off beer caps. Most sorely felt in conjunction with the hangover that inevitably accompanies a beer palm.
"Man, I just high fived Jeffery. He's a nice guy but my beer palm is stinging like a son of a bitch."
"Christ work was shit today. I swear I can't tell if I'm getting RSI or if it's just beer palm from last night."
"Christ work was shit today. I swear I can't tell if I'm getting RSI or if it's just beer palm from last night."
by Starmanisjr July 21, 2009
Get the Beer Palm mug.A can made out of a tin like metal (usually aluminum) that looks and seems tough on the outside at a first glimpse, it's not until all the liquid drains out that people realize it crunches and flattens like a pancake, and that it was always like that. The liquid was keeping it inflated the entire time.
The beer can of a car they were riding around in seemed tough and resilient until the first accident. Until then, nobody thought there was anything dangerous about it.
by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021
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Get the Stone Cold Beers mug.1: It burns! Stop it! Ah! It burns!
2: Sorry about that, maybe this ginger beer can help put the fire out?
1: What fire? My throat hurts
2: That's because it got stabbed, I'm talking about the raging fire that is burning the apartment down
1: Oh.
2: Sorry about that, maybe this ginger beer can help put the fire out?
1: What fire? My throat hurts
2: That's because it got stabbed, I'm talking about the raging fire that is burning the apartment down
1: Oh.
by polygloid December 27, 2021
Get the Ginger beer mug.Beer is also known as teddybear. Unlikely by his name, he is the most uncaring and unloveble person. He is known for his joint-rolling talent. As some people might know, you should never fuck with a Beer. Because before you know, there are six Beers standing in front of you. Beers mostly come in packs.
O watch out there is an unloveble beer over there. Run before its too late.
Or I think that there is a sixpack of beers over there, get them!
Or I think that there is a sixpack of beers over there, get them!
by Rapunzel13 November 22, 2021
Get the Beer mug.me- " i love madison elle beer so much she's beautiful" random bitches on the internet- "shes full of plastic shes so fake omg" like no tf
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