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Brain-farting

Brain-farting is when your brain farts in reaction to something hilarious.

Brain-farted is when your brain lagged
Your joke was so Brain-farting

I was daydreaming at my maths class until my teacher surprised me with a question and I legit Brain-farted
by Fucking-Intellect August 5, 2019
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Brain Scope 1

The illusion you are living a normal lidlfe until you wake up in a hospital realising you failed suicide 4 months ago and you survived.
by Vortex Define August 13, 2019
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Brain Bucket

A bucket used to make clean up easier if someone dies and their Brain fell out because brains are hard to clean up.
The medic was Glad that the motorist was wearing a brain bucket because it made it easier to clean up his brains.
by Philturn August 24, 2019
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Brains

Digital Scales or Calculator. A device that in some way initiates more then the normal brain activity to use. Commonly used in or by Criminals.
Hey you got brains? Or Bring your Brains or I can eyeball it.
by LordRainn August 26, 2019
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Pinterest Brain

NPC's with zero personality and originality so anytime they are confronted with a creative choice. ei; What color should I do my hair? How should I decorate my room? What tattoo should I get? They immediately hop on Pinterest or google images in a desperate attempt searching for something to copy that they can hopefully pull off as a "unique" part of their quirky style or whatever.
I saw some boomers in the tattoo studio just looking for pics online they could have the dude copy for them, fucking pinterest brain man.
by Fawzx August 30, 2019
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Brain Fuck

Brain Fuck is what you say when you hope someone dies or has already passed. You drill a hole in a dead body big enough for your dick then put it through the hole and fuck the head
Karen I hope you get brain fucked

I will brain fuck your dead body
by Dree25879 September 2, 2019
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brain mobilization

when your brain gets so high that you feel like you might disintegrate into oblivion
george, help, I think i'm having fatal brain mobilization
by koolcatSophiefan September 6, 2019
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