Topiary Horse

A horse - made out of a hedge.
It guards the gates to the city Juffair and protects all those who venture in. Located close to The World's Shittest Bar, members of the Bahrain Cultural Trip are obliged to take a selfie with the "Beast of Bahrain" - preferably pretending to slip one up the tradesman's entrance.

Did anyone see Alan's date last night? She's a worse ride than the Topiary Horse.

by MaccieG August 20, 2023

Horse cockery

Absolutely bullshit has just fucked ur tight little ass and feels like a horse but is actually just a fuck tone of bullshit

Hey bro I'm not a simp I'm just being nice by giving money to her to buy clothes

Bro that's fucking horse cockery

by LeFishe September 4, 2020

Open horse grave

description of a terrible smell

Bobby hadn't showered in days, he smelled like an open horse grave.

by Rev Dan May 23, 2018

A Horse's Load

An alternative term to refer to an exceedingly large quantity of either Ale, Tea, or Coffee.

Person 1:
I could drink a gallon of Arizona Iced Tea right about now

Person 2:
I could drink a horse's load.

Person 1:
Yeah you're right I could also drink a horse's load right now.

by Exothryll August 14, 2025

Horse Fair

Horse Fair is where willing Mares give themselves up for auction to a Stallion without ever seeing their faces

Josh: I'm really excited for Horse Fair next month, always wanna to experience being used by so many guys.
Frank: Me too, I wonder how many guys I'll have.

by RiLoCh February 13, 2023

Cunt Horse

Is an insult used on people commonly meaning. Vagina Horse.

Friend: Dude! your a dick head!
Me: Well, my friend you are a cunt horse.

by CHINC September 14, 2016

A horse foot without a hoof

Something you really don't wanna see

1: Hey, you wanna see a Horse foot without a hoof?
2: sure ig
1: *shows
2: EEEUGGHHH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT LOOKS LIKE A MEAT ACORDION WITH NERVE ENDINGS SPROUTING OUT

by anonymous October 30, 2025