cream poozled

A fancy cumshot

Emily goes out with a rich man, so she got cream poozled.

by Natypoopoo April 10, 2023

Ice cream grade

Used in rock climbing to mean the climbing grade that's just above your max grade. If you send this grade, you have to buy ice cream for all your friends who were with you at the time (to say thank you for supporting you).

Friend 1: What's your ice cream grade, dude?
Friend 2: 5.15c bro

or
Friend 1: I just sent my ice cream grade! It was an awesome, overhung 8c+ with tiny crimps.
Friend 2: Congratulations mate!

by Jeffffffo November 3, 2025

Cream Cheeks

When a man cums in his hand and slaps the other person in the face.

1) Oh, time for dessert!
2) Ooh, baby, what are we having?
1) Cream cheeks….
2) What?
1) Cream……cheeks! (then slaps them in the face with a hand full of cum)

by SkepticToTheSky November 3, 2022

cream of panties

A females panties that are put on after sex or in some cases penetration occurred while wearing the panties and the load of cum oozes through the front of the panty area making them appear very wet and moist.

After Dave shot his load in his girlfriend, the oozing fluid of white liquid was the cream of panties.

by jolyfloger December 1, 2021

Cream of mushroom

A word you say instead of cursing

*hits head*
Oh cream of mushroom that hurt

by Finger food November 12, 2020

Vanilla Ice Cream Machine

A threesome involving at least two men. Both men ejaculate inside the third person. Then, they swap and suck each other's semen out of the third person.

Rick and Mick got super freaky with Sara and performed a vanilla ice cream machine.

by JulianKrauseLover97 November 1, 2025

soften your cream cheese

Masturbation of the female

Let me soften your cream cheese girl

by $crubstitute May 6, 2016