Slow-Cooked Stupid

A poorly made decision with slight short term advantage and increasingly worse downstream consequences.

Her decision to skip college and use the money to buy a Camero was slow-cooked stupid.

by Al Ham November 21, 2011

Stupid junkie

When one of your friends are recently getting addicted to black tar Mexican heroin

Ulises on Jah you’re becoming a stupid junkie

by I don’t like kikes 123 April 21, 2020

stupid..liv

stupid..liv Is a tiktoker on tiktok who makes random videos

Person 1: hey, do you follow stupid..liv on Tiktok?

Person 2: hell no thats gay af

Person 1: No u

by Livialiv July 02, 2021

Carmel the stupid bitch

A sometimes annoying girl that can be the equivalent to a idiot female dog hence stupid bitch. a Carmel is proud to be a stupid bitch and embraces the fact she isn’t any normal bitch she is a stupid one. The stupid bitch is unique and has normally has the first name or nickname of Carmel.

Antonym - A nice decent and very normal person.
e.g. an Avi

Carmel the stupid bitch said she wanted a mug saying she is a stupid bitch

by Avz1up February 10, 2018

Devoutly stupid

Someone that is so stupid it must have taken years of effort to become such an idiot.

There is no hope for my ex, she is devoutly stupid.

by Flyingbuffalos November 22, 2021

Neutral Stupid

A character in Dungeons & Dragons of the "True Neutral" alignment, played poorly due to a fundamental misunderstanding of what "True Neutral" means.
A Neutral Stupid character is borderline obsessed with maintaining the "balance of the world" and will unpredictably switch sides if they believe that the "good guys" are too strong, sometimes in the middle of combat.

(See also: Lawful Stupid, Chaotic Stupid)

Ranger: "I shoot the orc in the middle with my bow, dealing 16 piercing damage."

Neutral Stupid Druid: "Oh, uh, I heal the orc!"

Ranger: "You WHAT?"

NSD: "My character believes that you guys are killing the orcs too quickly."

DM: "There's literally three orcs on you right now, buddy."

by JustSparky November 26, 2022

stupid bitch syndrome

stupid bitch syndrome is a debilitating illness that is developed when you get every person you’ve ever shown interest in except for that one person. and now you can’t forget about that one person and your brain decides to keep them in the center of your head for at least 8 hours a day because they are the only one that hasn’t shown the same amount of interest back.

i’ve had stupid bitch syndrome ever since jake said he wasn’t interested. like what does that even mean?

by a fucking hippy August 11, 2021