Dude 1: "Hey dude have you seen that post on 'brooke'?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude, the guy who created it is such a simp!"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude, the guy who created it is such a simp!"
by Lautadell24 January 30, 2021
Get the Simpmug. 
Simp is a male heterosexual individual, who provides women in his life with undeserved special treatement, often with ulterior motives. The simp often tries to humiliate himself and other men with his behaviour in order to boost women's confidence and feeling of self-worth. His acts of subservience are dangerous and ,in essence, selfish because they perpetuate a false and harmful image of relationship dynamics for inexperienced men for his own egotistical purposes. Simps have deeply disturbed personalities, have no respectable male role models in their lives and often were victims of domestic abuse by their mothers and school bullying as a result of their ultimate lack of boundary awareness (which is taught by fathers in traditional family upbringing). Therefore, in order to receive validation as an adult, they will repete the submission they performed to their mother in the context of the relationships with female friends/female colleagues/girlfriends/wives/random women. Of course, they do not receive the coveted validation in exchange, because such behaviour could only attract the same narcissists and abusers like those in his childhood, who discard him once they get what they wanted.
I am not a simp, I just think we have to treat women better than we treat ourselves.
Yes, I love strong women with high standards who aren't afraid to get angry when I don't satisfy their needs, that does not make me a simp.
Yes, I love strong women with high standards who aren't afraid to get angry when I don't satisfy their needs, that does not make me a simp.
by Lieutenant_Gruber June 1, 2021
Get the Simpmug. 
A version of a simp in which the simper writes or says something the simpee which the simp knows will never be said by anyone the simpee would actually be interested in, not in an effort to woo said simpee; just to know that for that reason alone, the simpee will always remember the simp in some way; even though the simp understands that it's not for love of the simp, but only resentment of the fact no one the simpee truly loves would ever say what the simp did
Bard simp: sometimes I like to guve the most over the top compliments to girls who I know don't like me just to ruin their life because the men they do want to love would never say anything like that
Becky: lol bard simp thinks he's the first bard simp
Bard simp: ah rats, fooled by my own ego once again
Becky: lol bard simp thinks he's the first bard simp
Bard simp: ah rats, fooled by my own ego once again
by Barkdoggy June 28, 2023
Get the bard simpmug. 