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the real cheeze

A fucking good person who is really good at Fucking your girlfriend
by BraesonK the cheeze October 5, 2016
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real

A word that describes on how much you've suffered, how much you've lost. For example, you have strict parents. They push you too hard to the edge of a cliff because of how much of a "failure" you are. When you get low grades, they yell at you for not trying harder. When they yell at you, you're the victim in silent pain. If you yell back, they're the victim and punish you more for you to increase the amount of childhood trauma until you get tired and have a chance of losing emotions or committing suicide. Next is toxic friends. They ditch you on everything and say offensive jokes about you. They always make you feel left out and plan on making you suffer, making you feel insecure about yourself, and leading you to depression, anxiety, and anger. Lastly, the so-called "lover". Every time you are gone, they either talk shit about you or have a love affair with another. Once you give them all the love and affection they "deserved" which they don't, they'll leave you for someone else just because you weren't enough.
"I'm suffering so much in this world, I can't take it anymore! I'm gonna go jump off a building, all of this pain isn't worth it anyway."

"real"
by hahaha minions! April 14, 2023
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Real

A word used in a situation where someone tells you something you agree with, but you don't say "I agree." You just say, "Real."
Friend: "sends meme"
You: "Real."
Friend: "Real."
by deathbloomz4 July 28, 2022
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real crackheads

people named : rayna, eydda, vjæna, tæní, wikki223, phippy and some times krissakisa are the type of people who act like they on crack everyday and act like they are 5yo but really they are just smoking weed
omg look at the girls!
yeah they are real crackheads
by Troll223 December 11, 2019
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Real estate

An authoritative source that is not on your side.
Real estate experts/people involved in real estate want to tell peole what to do and how to do it, but also pretend to be one of them.
by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021
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Unless your God isn't Real

You see how God is just tool they use to steal your intellectual property and credit from you and your likeness right?
Hym "Unless your God isn't real! In which case, God didn't create consciousness and that's just an opinion you have as an incest cultist and I created AI... OR... It DID... And I STILL created AI but I also rival God."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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Spooky liru fucker (real)

the one and only real spooky liru fucker that fucks lirus during the spooky month (october) also i fuck lirus on every other month too exept im not spooky
beta alisa fan (real) (gab): holy sdhit its the spooky liru fuclker how could this happen
chad spooky liru fucker (real): haha youre mom
beta alisa fan (real) (gab): *dies instantly*
by the real liru fucker October 6, 2021
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