Pulling a Cold Play

Getting caught cheating on camera in a public setting or event.

Why did they get divorced? He got caught pulling a Cold Play.

by Ericdd July 19, 2025

s'il vous play

A "fake French" phrase dat requests permission to engage in recreational activity.

One of da best uses for "s'il vous play" would be to give a bosomy chick a big ol' face-to-boobs snuggle and then tentatively hold yer hands near said bountiful chest-treasures and pose said "playful" saying to her, indicating dat you'd like permission to "pleeze squeeze theeze".

by QuacksO August 23, 2025

The human play-dough

A horrific and vile sexual act where a person sits on their partners face and defacates (shits) into the mouth of the person who is the human play-dough machine. The aim is to release enough excrement that it fills the person's mouth and eventually comes out their ears. (This is similar to how play-dough could be pushed into machines and it would come out of other holes due to the pressure)

Tip: For better results the one defacating should eat taco bell to cause diarrhea, the consistency should be runny but still firm, similar to play-dough

Chris: I did the human play-dough on my boyfriends face last night, you should try it

by Wiseman486 December 16, 2025

can't play slots without a lever

what a gambler that likes femboys says

yo bro aint my girl a baddie over there

dude... that chicks a dude

hey, can't play slots without a lever

AHHAHAAAA🎰🎰🎰🎰

by gambleratheart December 25, 2025

Child's Play (2019)

Not as good when it's not Charles Lee Ray.

Hym "I actually just watched Child's Play (2019) the other day because you know how much I love me some Aubrey Plaza (And I wrote about this a while back) but what make Child's Play so compelling is the fact that Charles Lee Ray is this homicidal manic who is also magic. I had to watch the original one to wash the taste out of my mouth immediately afterwards and there's this part in the original where Andy's mom is trying to get Chucky to talk and she threatens to throw him in the fire. He starts cussing her out 'You stupid bitch! You slut! I'll reach you to mess with me' and it's just great. And THIS... Is kind of like that. I'm like Andy's mom and you're like the Chucky and that is exactly why I don't give a fuck about your kids. So no. What you need to do is stop using your kids as a pretense to infest other people's lives and/or curate their rights or you need to explode. Just like Chucky. You gotta blow him up. Or you know that the recycled plastic is just going to get used to make another doll and then he'll just come back and try to steal your kids body and then Chucky is you kid! And that's no good for anybody."

by Hym Iam December 27, 2025

People who dont want to play monopoly

That one salty bastard in your family who loses everytime; is usually fat, ginger or light blonde and gets bullied in school. Would spend £90 on a DLC for Cadburys if there was one.

Fatfuck: I don't wanna play monopoly! It isn't Minecraft!

Parent: *slaps* People who dont want to play Monopoly are a fagghot.

by Abusive Shit Bastard January 4, 2018

I don't want to play paradox

When you say you want to play a game, any game, but your friends say no to that game. This is also true when your friends say that they want to play a certain game but you don't want to play that game. Thus, the I don't want to play paradox.

Person 1: Yo, dude wanna play Roblox?
Person 2: Naw bro lets play some Terraria.
Person 1: Dude, I don't want to play Terraria.
Person 2: And I don't want to play Roblox.
Person 1 : Then what else do you want to play?
Person 2: I don't know. And I don't want to play what you suggest.
Thus the I don't want to play paradox

by Koro FIII October 19, 2022