Sheriff of town nowhere

A person who plays "Sheriff" over something insignificant or otherwise not worth the time. Usually in small groups of people they like to take control and power over a situation that doesnt need authority or want it.

Person 1: I was in this Group Chat with this guy and he was contantly telling me what "rules" i needed to follow. Hes genuinely playing Sheriff of town nowhere.

Person 2: I was in a discord server in a dead community and this guy was still moderating the server and telling me

what to do when nobody has spoken on it in 4 months! He must be a fat loser and need to be a Sheriff of town nowhere in order to satisfy his power complex.

by Dry Scone Cone April 1, 2024

Michael Town

Biden supporter

Oh my God ur a liberal like Michael town

by Michael town May 14, 2024

town map

Shitting in a girls vagina.

I was in the middle intercourse, but then I had to take a shit. So I gave her a town map.

The name is derived from the way you open the vagina, to the way you open a map.

by 45 Degrees March 1, 2014

K-Town

A common slang name for a small town called Knaresborough in the UK.
Used to imply chaviness, in a sarcastic manner.

(In a chavvy accent)
" You of to k-Town to get wasted then pass out?"

by Awoooga August 25, 2009

G-Town

Nickname for Garner, NC

Where you from twin?
G-Town!!

by 919Shawty December 31, 2023

Triple Tack Town

When you have three males in the same room, they all turn off the lights pull down their pants and stroke each other off until one person nuts, pisses the floor, or shits on the floor. Then that same person loses and gets punished by getting anally penetrated by the remaining two.

The Triple Tack Town with Azaan and Caiden was intense, I nearly lost!

by Clinmy March 27, 2024

Town Bicycle

A very promiscuous woman. The term’s metaphorical meaning is “because everyone in town gets a ride.”

He was traumatized to learn that his wife was a town bicycle in her high school days.

by Cool one 860 July 23, 2025