Real Job

X ray tech. That is the only real job known that mankind. Anything else, including ones that require years of school and decades of training are fake.

Thabk god I am an x ray tech. All I is sit around on the side because its a real job.

by Realjobxraytech January 4, 2018

Top Job

When at a big party remove the lid to the toilet's resivoir and take a dump in it or a wizz. When the toilet gets flushed pee or shitty water will just fill up the toilet bowl again.

"This dude we know was a jerk, so at a party at his house I gave him a top job"

by prof z March 3, 2008

Z-Job

When a girl bites a mans small toe off,then proceeds to give him head. At the moment before he ejaculates he pushes her head down causing her to vomit. Then with the three body liguids present(blood,cum,and vomit),they use them as lube and have sex.

I gave jimmy a Z-job last night.

by Harold peterson November 14, 2011

snow job

When someone is down in the snow and you kick snow in their face.

Mark's Mom: So, Mark, how was your day at school?

Mark: Well, it was pretty good, except when Michael gave me a snow job at recess.

by Mike "White Man" Jaworski May 9, 2006

face job

to ejaculate on a woman or man's face after getting head (a blow job)

it is common if he/she is not willing to swallow.
one would essentially pay the woman or man sucking his dick for not swallowing.

pete: dude guess what?
johnny:whaat?
pete: last night i gave that mean girl, christina, a face job cause she wouldnt swallow my cum
johnny: she deserved it.

by greencatz July 9, 2009

Grease Job

When left over bacon grease is used as lube during a hand job.

We didn't have any coconut butter, so she decided to use bacon grease. That was one hell of a grease job!

by bingwingwong February 9, 2020

Slaw job

A complex, painful, and pointless task assigned by a superior purely for his own self-aggrandizement in front of his superiors. Best responded to by a subtle act of malicious obedience that results in the superior's embarrassment, thus becoming a true Milwaukee slaw job.

"I'm going to be here all weekend on this, but when my boss tries to present this, this slaw job's on him because he doesn't understand the kind of math I'm using."

by downtrodden peon March 28, 2010