National finger someone day

October 20th is national finger someone day the day where any girl has to let you finger them

Guy: hey it’s national finger someone day
Girl: go ahead

by SkrtSkrt69Savage420 October 17, 2019

National couchie kick day

Tired of girls kicking your dick in on April 9th? Well, I bet you didn’t know what today was. Go ahead it’s national couchie kick day tomorrow. Watch out.

Happy national couchie kick day!

by Daggerpeen April 9, 2019

National free head day

Any woman must give you head for free.

“Hey it’s national free head day”
“Yeah get on your knees”

by Bobbyab3223 October 14, 2019

national hooking up day

May 2 is nation hooking up day. Boys and girls men and woman were gonna have fun today

Hey is national hooking up day down to hu?

by lil dequavis April 7, 2019

national stretch marks day

February 16 is national stretch marks day this is A day we’re we appreciate our beautiful stretch marks! And admire ourselves for having them

“Happy national stretch marks day!”

by OfficialMichalScott December 29, 2020

National Pussy Destroyer Day

July 5 Is national pussy destroyer day. For all us swag homosexuals. Heterosexual people cannot be pussy destroyers. >:)

Hey jim

Oh hi my gay friend isn’t today national pussy destroyer day
Yes it is :D I a gay female already celebrated with my girlfriends ;)

by swaghomosexual July 3, 2021

National Make Out Day

April 12 to Single or not get behind the door and make out

Hey Sexy Its National Make out day wanna make out
Her:Oh yeah

by Joshmiink April 11, 2019