monkey footing

when a monkey is supposed to carry out a certain objective but becomes sidetracked by monkey circumstances

loosen up your grannie panties and stop monkey footing around chris.

by brons December 30, 2007

rash monkey

1. A monkey born of unknown origins that is fond of crack-like areas. Can lead to painful irritated red areas.

2. the result of larger than normal thighs rubbing angrily against each other

Man that rash monkey is really riding me.
Did you see the size of that rash monkey, she really should apply lotion.

by The Dubber May 28, 2008

monkey child

Someone, usually female, who is obsessed with the cuteness of monkeys.

That monkey child is obsessed with the new bonobo at the zoo!

by kidmuto June 25, 2008

Monkey Twister

A specially trained monkey, hired by males (and on some occasions females) to twist said person's nipples when desired.

"Dude, I heard Jim hired a monkey twister for his weird fetish."

by ghosteez March 1, 2014

Monkey Woman

It's a woman of African or Creole heritage that practices voodoo and other forms of the black arts.

I will go to the Monkey Woman to get my fortune told.

by Midnight Bell 012 October 21, 2015

monkeys fuck

Not giving a damn

I couldn't give a monkeys fuck if he had two left feet

by rubyredpoppy January 9, 2016

Trash Monkey

A trash monkey is what you label yourself when you've had a wild night out, have gone on a bender or when you've ended up at a bar on a Monday for no reason except to toss back several cold ones with your buds even though you all have work tomorrow. Basically, all college kids are trash monkeys.

"Come out and be a trash monkey with us!"

"Let's get after it and be trash monkeys this weekend"

"Shots on a Monday? You're a trash monkey."

by trashmonkey1 August 9, 2019