Mexican Grundle Burger

When you put some pickles tomatos and onions on a mexican girls "hairy" grundle and start licking it.

I ate a mexican grundle burger last night .. it fuckin rocked

by Mike Venezio May 12, 2007

mexican tea bag

The act of dipping one's balls into salsa, preferably spicy, and then placing said balls on an unsuspecting forehead

Roundhouse, asleep on the couch again, got mexican tea bagged by Jerry's spicy chipolte dipped balls and mag-lite sized chode

by PhiChi1017 December 3, 2010

Mexican Butt Raped

Tis when a mexican fucks you up the ass with a burrito (may or may not be extra spicy)

Maddie: "I was wondering a dark alley, when all the sudden this mexican jumps out of nowhere, shoves me head first in a garbage bin and mexican butt raped me. Damn that burrito was extra hott"

Sophie: "thats awesome... i mean awful"

by MizzSmartyPantzz457 May 15, 2014

mexican corn-slider

when a girl gives a blow job using her teeth.

yo my d!ck really hurts cause this one chick gave me a mexican corn-slider.

by petey 123 August 8, 2009

Mexican Right Turn

When pulling up to an intersection with a red light, the driver pulls into an adjacent parking lot to his right, then pulls through the parking lot, and exits through the other exit, effectively completing a right turn, and avoiding waiting at the light.

Juan was going to pick up some chickens for dinner, and got stuck at red light. To save time, he blew through the gas station parking lot, and made a Mexican right turn

by Alejandro Fernandez May 16, 2012

Mexican Bendy Straw

The act of inserting ones penis in his own asshole.

Kulex gave himself multiple Mexican Bendy Straw today.

by JulianHated April 8, 2010

Mexican metal detector

(noun) weed wacker

My Gardner was using a Mexican metal detector out side
Of my bed room while I was trying to sleep

by Spoofster84 January 2, 2011