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Mary Jensen Syndrome

From There’s Something about Mary. A girl who keeps being pursused by weirdos, assholes and no-hopers. This girl is the epitome of perfection; volunteers for disadvantaged people, is naturally sweet and kind, has an excellent job and is beautiful. However, ladies like this in real life rarely end up with the Ted of their dreams.
Kara keeps falling for douchebags, she suffers from Mary Jensen Syndrome
by Lavynia May 19, 2018
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Salty Mary

When a grandson needs to hold his Grand- Mother's hand to go to sleep..
You Salty Mary you need grandm's hand to go to sleep... you little Salty Mary
by HOBSY@HOME February 24, 2024
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saint mary high school

A catholic highschool in Westfield that is filled with the most hottest baseball players you’ll ever meet. Most students who go here are actually assholes. The girls are sluts. The guys are fuckboys, and yet none of them can do it for state... Watch out for the priest patrol!!!
Did you see the Saint Mary high school baseball team?!? Total babes 10/10 would smash all
by Hunter Gio Quinn November 30, 2017
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Mary Tarola

A Mary Tarola is a beautiful brown eyed colorful haired woman. Who is drop dead sexy, as beautiful as a angel and has a contagious smile. She has a intellect, sense of humor, and sass that are equal to her immense beauty. Her wit and sarcasm are main stays of her personality. Making her the best person to have a conversation with. While generally kind and respectful her fun loving nature can quickly turn on a attitude that you will wish you not brought upon yourself. She will leave in a state of self doubt, make you feel like a small sad person and wish you hadn't crossed her. But this is only reserved for those who are out of pocket. While she may seem like a near perfect person her romantic taste is men is something that leaves even the most experienced psychoanalysts in confusion. Because they are guys that are so beneath her its a suprise she can even see them.
That girl is the definition of a mary tarola.
I wish you more like a mary tarola, tgen it would be easier to put up with you
by Nickatrickjohnson69 September 11, 2021
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Mary pietrazek

A women who defied the universe and had me 🤭
She’s Mary pietrazek, coolest ever
by Your neighborhood gay December 9, 2023
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Sharna-Marie

Sharna Marie other wise known as sharna-arita are the prettiest funniest person you ever meet and could have you in laughing fits in a second

She will are usually found doing laps of The mud track in the gym or doing laps of blw all of which with Gabriella

Shana-Aritas are kind, confident caring ,strong ,loud and the literal definition of beauty

She will usually be found with her best friend Gabriella as they are basically attached

Sharna Marie’s Love mud and driving around in trucks and Peugeots

packets of pom bears or wrestling Gabriella to the ground

She won’t take no shit from no one other than her Best friend so don’t try it (because Fiona will come out and you will be sorry)

They give really good advice will keep your deepest secrets and I will make you laugh even when your at your lowest

If you find a Shana Marie make her your best friend because you’re gonna need Need her trust me

And if you’ve already got one keep her even if she does chor the last bit of your chocolate snowman !!
Sharna-Marie
by Gabba Toria November 23, 2021
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Mari

He’s a kind sweet hearted boy with the most beautiful smile you could ever imagine. He’s awesome to talk to. He has hella talent if you find yourself a Mari hold on to him even though he has a lot of issues
I love Mari so much
by Coochiemonster42 July 25, 2023
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