8th of January

January 8th is a day for adequate sleep. Take this time to catch up on missed sleep from hanging out with insomniacs.

Person 1: LET’S STAY UP ALL NIGHT!
Person 2: Nah I’m good, it’s the 8th of January. Sleepy time.
Person 1: What the flip.

by WhipNaeNaeNigga January 7, 2025

26th of January

Whoo hoo! It’s time to drop-kick all of those bitches you hate day!!

“26th of January, The best day of the year!”

by Cxrps3 January 26, 2025

26th of January

A day of celebrated ignorance by ignorant people

“We’re planning a big barbecue to celebrate Australia Day on the 26th of January."

by Kmjp10946 January 22, 2026

NATIONAL BOOTY PIC DAY 27th January

National booty pic day send that Gyat to your bf

Lemme see that ass it’s NATIONAL BOOTY PIC DAY 27th January

by Dunnadinna January 27, 2024

The legend of 26th of january

On the 26th of January, if you are awake for longer than 12 hours, you turn into a carrot and can never be turned back.

The legend of 26th of January is an urban legend, dating back to 16th century england

by urbandlegends1234 January 25, 2025

National Buy Your BF a zip January 5

Today is officially National Buy Your Boyfriend a Zip Day 💨
No arguments. No debates.
If you love him, you know what to do.

Girl today National Buy Your BF a zip January 5

by wizzykhalifa January 5, 2026

Punch a twink in the tummy day (7th January)

They're slutty and they like it (with consent, always ask consent)

Some twink: It's Punch a twink in the tummy day (7th January). I hope someone wants to punch my tummy today

by Mirt January 7, 2024