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James Brown 

An awesome dude from South Oz, who is obviously not, and should never be compared to, the dead singer.
Man; What is your name?
James Brown; James Brown
Man; Do you feel good? (sarcastically)
James Brown; *Bends down, pretending to pick something up, and grabs a concealed knife from his sock. He then proceeds to drive the knife into the mans neck while screaming "WHAT DO YOU THINK, BITCH"*
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James B. Conant Highschool 

A school just slightly better than all the other schools in the suburbs of Chicago.

Most rich kids and nerds go there.

About a 70% Asian population.
The students are either rich, smart, or Asian. Or all three, at James B. Conant Highschool
James B. Conant Highschool by D211 October 25, 2011

James Madison University 

A school defined by it's 70/30 ratio: the average female is 70% desperate and 30% wasted, while the average male is 70% 'bro' and 30% rapist. Commonly, both males and females are 100% stupid.
Students are commonly victims of "JMU Delusion Syndrome", an ailment characterized by the victim's staunch belief that their school is in fact, not lame. As the victim falls deeper and deeper into the throes of the disease, they will refuse to acknowledge basic facts, primarily the blatant repetitiveness of their party scene. They will also find females who go to JMU more attractive than they would be elsewhere in the world, apparently to rationalize their belief that the campus is brimming with "dime-pieces".
This tragic affliction is only in the beginning stages of study, and as such, any person who has someone they care about attending James Madison should watch carefully for signs of JMUDS.
Remember that they will simply not be able to understand how lame James Madison University is (owing to the JMUDS), so you cannot be offended if they react in a hostile manner to intervention.

LETS GET OUT THERE AND FIND A CURE

James Bond-age 

when one uses phrases originally found in James Bond movies... most commonly "shaken, not stirred", can also apply to the use of the "bond, james bond" style of stating ones name.
-What's your name?
-Smith, Joe Smith
-Dude, quit it with the James Bond-age

-How do u take ur martinis?
-Shaken, not stirred. ::following a dramatic head roll::
James Bond-age by watevrrr October 2, 2008

James Harden 

A basketball player known for his step back and euro step but he TRAVELS EVERY TIME! and the refs don't say anything EVERY TIME!He is also just another player that is in Stephen Curry's shadow
James Harden just travel AGAIN!
James Harden by SharSHOOTER September 23, 2016

James Bonding 

(Verb)-The act of being a ninja; to be stealthy; sneaking about, preferably in tight dark clothing
James Bonding in/out of your own home and taking/going to get food without anyone seeing you.
James Bonding by 007Ninja June 25, 2009

James Michael 

that guy is SO james michael! ugh!
James Michael by Susan April 25, 2005