Assed backwards

A person acting ass backwards on an ongoing basis.

Trump's speech was ass backwards. No surprise there. Trump is one mofo, assed backwards, whack job.

by Bursts Of Beauty June 21, 2016

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Ass-Book

When sitting on your phone, you update you Facebook status without knowing it. (Ass booked, Ass-Booking)

Person 1: "Dude, what the hell is going on with your Facebok status?"

Person 2: "Oh, I must have been Ass-Booking while I was in the DMV."

by Cross194 July 4, 2010

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ratty-ass

An object or person that is in bad condition. Having fallen into a state of disrepair or deterioration, as through neglect; broken-down and shabby.

Did you see those ratty-ass jeans that ho was wearing?

by Andy T. February 2, 2006

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after-ass

When a girl has really awesome anal one night, and in the morning, she has a very very hard time walking.

Hey Julia, how come you aren't coming to the mall?

Tom gave me after-ass...

He gave me after-ass last year. His dick is like 10 inches!

by me5555 October 20, 2011

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ass pogo

anal sex while the receiver is sitting on top bouncing in a joyous fashion.

Jordan just loves riding his friend's ass pogo.

by Robert Van Winkle April 12, 2004

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When a girl has a butt that just looks fucking fantastic in pants, but once the pants come off it has so many craters it looks like an astroid.

Can also sometimes been seen when wearing very tight skirts.

Example 1
Girl 1: Ugh, she has such an astroid ass! Everyone thinks it looks so nice, but it's really not that nice!
Girl 2: I know dude, I saw that shit in the locker room the other day!
Example 2
Student 1: Dude, Ms D has such a nice ass!
Student 2: It's not that nice dude, wait until she turns around in that tight skirt. That shit's an astroid ass!

by BagFullOfBlowjobs December 13, 2014

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