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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
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canned death

I found canned death in my parents room
by ad0lfhitler September 21, 2017
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can i pop a digiorno

A thing your white friend says to act black then everyone laughs at him and he laughs with them because he is embarressed

Something you do with your penis
"Yo, can I pop a Digiorno." "hahahaha what a fuckin loser."

"I'm going to go Digionro myself in my kitchen."
by Chick Fingers November 29, 2013
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Bitch cans

355 ml cans of beer/alcoholic beverage
No bitch cans please, we need that extra 118 ml.
by Dejo January 22, 2022
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Jerry Can Test

History: A Jerry Can, is a metal container designed to transport 5.3 gallons of gasoline. These are commonly seen in military movies strapped to jeeps. The "Jerry Can Test" is actually a question: in a crisis situation would you rather have a certain person on your team or a Jerry Can of gasoline? If you would rather trade the person for a Jerry Can then they have failed the test.
I can't think of any reality TV stars that could pass the Jerry Can Test.
Mike Rowe and Chuck Norris ate the only people in Hollywood that could pass the Jerry Can test
by Matthewtake1 July 30, 2021
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Pop can

A penis that is the same size as a “pop can”, refers to a penis that is short but wide
I got a pop can dick! She’s short but wide, the girls can barely handle it!
by pappahorseballs February 6, 2024
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