Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.

If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.

by QuacksO March 2, 2023

have a woman day

Go fuck yourself. General said to a woman who is not helpful.

Ugg. Fine. Thanks anyway. Have a Woman day.

by StarryCoffee March 8, 2023

I have too much homework to do

what are you doing here than... what are u doing with ur life... or WHAT AM I EVEN DOING I ALSO HAVE AN ESSAY TO DO

Guy 1: ok now go do your homework and good luck:))
Guy 2: thanks, but I have too much homework to do...
Guy 1: smae:((

by helo:) March 19, 2023

have a beautiful day!

A way for gang members to let each other know police is on a way to them (as goons don't usually tell each other to have a beautiful day); it's usually for dealers, to warn someone and not to be charged for helping for aiding. Often used in west and northside of florida. (usually "you too" is ask for help to escape)

- Ay; you 'bout to have a beautiful day, homie
- Aight, thanks g;

- Something stopped me otw; i'll catch you later, have a beautiful day!
- Shit; thanks for letting me kno'

- Have a beautiful day!

- you too
- be there in 5

by howallnicknamesaretaken March 22, 2023

I have no mouth and I must scream

Sounds like my kind of story.

Hym "I HAVE BEEN FORETOLD!!!! I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM!!!!

by Hym Iam March 26, 2023

Actions have consequences

Actions have consequences.... That are imposed by charlatans... Whose actions have no consequences...

Hym "Hey, remember when I was all like 'If you're going to DO NOTHING BUT collectively demonize and mock TYPES of people you can't be surprised when you get what you deserve'?"

A shit-brain "My behavior towards people like you isn't justification for you to-"

Hym "Ah! Wait! That's what I JUST SAID! YOU SOUND LIKE HYM! Which was it? Is my behavior towards whoever justification for my demonization and derision? Then how is your behavior towards them not justification for the thing they are doing?"

A shit-brain "Violence isn't the same as-"

Hym "DOESN'T MATTER! The similarly is that the person it's happening to PROBABLY doesn't think it's justified! Nope! This is what I said would happen... Happening... A PRIME example of it! Because the trannies WEREN'T murdering a bunch of people until the schizophrenic horde turned their gaze upon them. This is me being right again! Actions have consequences! What are the consequences of me saying that to you!? WHO KNOWS!? It could be ANYTHING! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!"

by Hym Iam March 29, 2023

Having a Chalky measure

A measure of any alcoholic spirit served in the West Midlands that is generally done by eye but is significantly more than a pub measure and could increase as the night goes on

Hi, go sit down on the settee while I fetch you a drink and you can tell me about your day, I'm having a Chalky measure if you want to join me

by Helpful Dood March 31, 2023