Cat ghost

When something goes wrong

I had a bad day. Coffee spilled all over. It was the cat ghost.

by Chair forced biotch May 27, 2017

ghost coffin

IT IS THE ACT OF WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF ALONE ON AN ELEVATOR AND FEEL A TURTLE HEAD MOMENT QUICK APPROACHING WHEN YOUR FLATUS HAS REACHED A POINT OF MAXIMUM SMELLINESS AND YOU FART. THE DOORS THEN OPEN AND ANOTHER PERSON WALKS IN AND YOU QUICKLY EXIT THE ELEVATOR: THUS GHOSTING THEM AND LEAVING THEM TO BASK IN YOUR GLORY. GHOST COFFIN

MAN TED FROM ACCOUNTING KEEPS HITTING ME WITH A NUTTY GHOST COFFIN.

by dasfawjkelghwoiefbhwajkbHHHDFA February 10, 2018

ghost-shopping

when and individual scrolls through an online shop, but doesn’t buy anything…just saves

“hey wyd”
“oh i’m just ghost-shopping”
“wth is that??”
“oh im just scrolling online and look at stuff i would buy…but not buying it :)”

by Ghostshoppingisreal June 21, 2024

Ghost Notch

A unit on notches based on chicks that wanted to and could have banged but couldn't because of timing,being in a relationship/married ect.

"She totally wanted to bang but i have chalk her up on the ghost notch list"

by Dirtymike2488 September 9, 2018

Ghost Boner

When a male sees something sexually stimulating, but isn't able to achieve an erection due to a previous orgasm

Guy: "Darling, you're so sexy. But I'm only able to get a ghost boner right now."
Girl: "Those gosh darn ghost boners!"

by KillAllTheEmos April 3, 2017

ghost fart

a ghost fart is when suddenly smelling a fart but you don't know who it's from or there's no one in the roomw ith you and you're 100% sure it is not you

person 1:''Do you smell that?'' person 2: ''No..?'' person 1: ''Did you just fart?'' person 2: ''Of course not, I can't even smell it. Where does it come from?'' person 1: ''From the front of the class but the class is totally empty, we're the only ones here.'' person 2: ''I'm afraid we just experienced a ghost fart.''

by 123oreosoyummy February 13, 2024

Ghost

1) Noun. A fictional being that is dead but still exists in a gaseous form. Usually associated with haunting people and Halloween.
2) Verb. To shorten a musical note and/or play it softer than the notes around it in order to take emphasis away from the note.

It is rumored that old Jimmy still haunts this place as a ghost.

by Achromatic Chameleon June 14, 2018