ethan catlin

the guy that has hair

ethan catlin has tasty hair

by Bitiutt March 21, 2022

Ethan

A very kind and handsome guy. He can be sensitive sometimes but he is very cool. He can be a snitch but he has a very nice heart.

Oh your are such a Ethan soo smart

by Leo Messi7 November 25, 2021

Ethan Ryan

Married to Erica han, Ethan Ryan has ammased a network of over 2,000,000 at the age of 17, what can this man not do?

Look at that hottie ethan ryan I heard he can bench 300, has a 1600 sat, 50 wives, and is a successful artist under the name kpop smoke

by K-POP Smoke August 9, 2024

Ethan

A man who breaks out in hives when there’s a female nearby.

“Ethan is always covered in rashes now that he works with three whole women.”

by Nutting All Over Fictional Man June 12, 2025

Ethan

The most clutch, selfless, helpful person on the planet. A great friend, decent to good driver, and most importantly, a quick witted genius. If you need help, you better hope an ethan is nearby to save you.

dude how in the hell are we going to get everyone home?

Ethan already took them lololol

by whitecreek February 11, 2022

Ethan

fat gay

Anna said Ethan Hammett was fat gay in middle school so he threatened to punch out her teeth

by weantirape December 8, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is super weird he farts all the time in class and thinks its so funny when it most definetly is not. Somehow though he is still tan in the winter. He is a massive pick me and trys to get attention from people all the time. And also i swear most ethans are gay lol

Oh is that another fart ethan

by your mummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm September 12, 2022