Hero From Dragon Quest

The only character in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate that has the grab range of a newborn, the slowest aerials in the fucking game, and a 1 in 8 chance of being a top tier.

"Hey, who do you play in smash?"
"Oh, Hero From Dragon Quest."
"Ummmmm, do you have any other games?"

by LteEeeeeee January 3, 2021

Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon

This defines the feeling you get when an immediate and unmistakable urge to take a massive dump. It begins with a poking turtle, but you feel the ferocity of a hidden dragon behind it.

I gotta run, I got a Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon!

by GORBUS THE LEGENDARY December 25, 2021

lord falcon black dragon

a really cool person or someone you pretend to look up to

man i realy wish i was more like lord falcon black dragon

by awesome man 18+2 April 12, 2009

super dragon fist

when a girls ass is opened enough the male the punches the hole and forces his hand deeper and soon enough instantly pulls out while roaring

goku: im gunna hit chi-chi with a super dragon fist!!

by big schemes January 17, 2011

Chasing the blue dragon

To while away hours on end clicking whichever blue hyperlinks catch your idle fancy.

Variant of 'chasing the dragon'

I spent Sunday afternoon just chasing the blue dragon while my kids waited to go to the park.

by killingswine June 8, 2012

black dragon level 227

It is level 227 Black and a Dragon.

black dragon level 227

by smailliW kraM December 12, 2010

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

A game where you masturbate as close to your parents (or other loved ones) as possible without them being aware of your explicit activity. If they catch you, you lose. For an extra challenge, watch porn on full volume while playing.

Person #1: Dude, last night I played Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon while my parents were watching TV. I came three times!
Person #2: Sick, bro!

by Spendexx March 4, 2015