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Linwood college

A bunch jizz faced ginger whores and despite the area being called Linwood they’ll never be as hard as wood, you’d think with all the brown people attending the highschool they’d be good at kapa haka but their to busy sucking each other off and vaping.
Girl 1: is that a Linwood college student

Girl 2: yeah that Cindy she’s been giving head so much she’s dropping off her fourth kid at the Linwood highschool daycare
by Fag24 June 25, 2024
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grey college

A school in south africa that is worse than Paul Roos
Is Grey College the best school in South Africa
No, Paul Roos is.
by lec16prg‘26 November 23, 2023
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College

It’s a place where you pay a bunch of money, and spend a lot of time doing coursework, in order to get a piece of paper called a degree. This piece of paper tells your employer that you had the motivation to get up in the morning, take notes, and go through exams or presentations. Most of the time, unless you’re studying engineering or something, you’re not going to be using the knowledge that you learned in the workplace. It’s also quite expensive, if you live in the United States.
College can be either the greatest 4-5 years of your life, or the loneliest.
by This is my handle okay July 9, 2025
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College

1. Somewhere you do post-16 study (In the UK)
2. Undergraduate university (In the US)
1. Should I do A-Levels or should I go to college?
2. Where are you planning on for college?
by Beyhive-StarWarsFan January 29, 2022
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erectoral college dropout

An illegal politically invasive feces sent to retention to the third grade by USDA pork inspectors, to be cured and properly aged for future consumption
The pork link was too thin, it may have been an erectoral college dropout.
by BigFranky@hotmail.com January 22, 2023
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London American City College

(noun)
A multi-branch private “educational” setup in the UAE — with locations in Sharjah (x2), Dubai, and Fujairah — specializing in the fine art of turning office space into global academia.

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Top Definition

A place where ambition meets ambiguity.
Marketed as an international college, it offers degrees through “partner institutions” based on the student’s payment plan:

Basic: London American University

Mid-range: College de Paris

Premium: Madonna University (USA)

These affiliations are emphasized loudly. The fact that it’s not recognized by the UAE Ministry of Education? Whispered, if at all.

Often operates out of standard business buildings — not campuses — with rapidly changing staff, two-tone branding (college/institute), and accreditations that impress only until Googled.

Popular among students who value a foreign-sounding degree over legal clarity, and among parents who prefer glossy brochures over boring things like “licensing.”
“My uncle enrolled me in London American City College because he saw the word ‘American.’ Now I study on the second floor of an office building, and my degree depends on how much he paid.”
by PaulsonMathewChunkapura July 17, 2025
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