Etown College

The absolute worst college in all of America. Full of ugly bitches, libtards, and home of the corniest parties ever.

Person 1: Yo you tryna party at Etown College tonight bro?
Person 2: Fuckssss no babyyyy I'd rather choke my chicken all night. There will be 80% dudes 20% bitches and 19.8% of the bitches look like my left testicle.

by Barack Huessin Obama September 20, 2022

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Leeds college of building

Leeds college of building is a prison looking brick building where all your dreams come true. The college is full of scratters who are on bursery and all go out for break every 10 mins for a puff on some red cherry ice elf bar. Joinery is a popular option for those with minimal gcses and so is painting and decorating the staff are wonderful when the students aren’t around and the building is due to be demolished on the next windy day some of the girls are meh that attend here. The college smells like my grandads slippers and it get cleaned once every 2 years if they can be arsed. I’ve shat out tuffet shits that the walls that hold up this college.

I’m in leeds college of building get me out of here.

by Nattybattyboy06 September 30, 2023

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Perth College

If you are a raging lesbian and want a horrible education with staff that would rather fuck you over than lose their own reputation this is the school for you!
You will love the principle, who will put her self image before anything else. Look out for her face on an oversized poster as you drive past pc!

Student: I go to Perth College
literally anyone: “are you gay or do you lack a personality?”

by usuckmyballs21 May 30, 2023

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