When someone, most often a male, says or does something thats unnecessarily mean or stupid. Male version of bitch move. Or a when i man thinks with his dick and not he brain.
Cindy: Hey john, do these pants make my me look fat?
John: Don't be stupid Cindy, of course they do.
Cindy: Wow, boner move right there.
Lucy: Did you know your boyfriend went home with that slutty girl last night after the party?
Taylor: Well after that boner move hes not going to be my boyfriend anymore!
John: Don't be stupid Cindy, of course they do.
Cindy: Wow, boner move right there.
Lucy: Did you know your boyfriend went home with that slutty girl last night after the party?
Taylor: Well after that boner move hes not going to be my boyfriend anymore!
by C. R. P. March 6, 2010
Get the Boner move mug."Today I was talking to my girlfiend about having sex, and her response gave me a total cyber boner!"
by whispering-eye222 December 20, 2009
Get the Cyber Boner mug.When you have a boner, and you sneak up behind someone with the boner near their head, call their name, and then they'll turn their head into the boner.
That girl is hot, I'm going to sneak up behind her and boner bunt her in the face while we're watching Star Trek Next Generation later!
by Micahdykajackoffsen December 24, 2010
Get the Boner Bunt mug.When a guy puts his stiff dick in the snow until its so cold it is totally numb and then shoves it in a girls warm pussy.
Carl and Liz fucking outside in the snow...
Liz(bent over): Come on baby get inside me...
Carl(dick in the snow): Hang on babe, when it comes it'll be worth the wait.
Carl with his dick totally numb and freezing cold quickly shoves his whole shaft in Liz's warm pussy. Liz screams out with pleasure and asks "WOW, What was that?"
Carl responds, that's a Boner Snowman.
Liz(bent over): Come on baby get inside me...
Carl(dick in the snow): Hang on babe, when it comes it'll be worth the wait.
Carl with his dick totally numb and freezing cold quickly shoves his whole shaft in Liz's warm pussy. Liz screams out with pleasure and asks "WOW, What was that?"
Carl responds, that's a Boner Snowman.
by Cold Horny John February 9, 2013
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by welshcaravan May 15, 2014
Get the Nerd Boner mug.When the fold in your pants by the crotch, or zipper area causes it to look like you have an erection or just a huge schlong
Boy 1: dude are you hard right now!?
Boy 2: nah bro it's just a denim boner.
Boy 1: ok good because I have one right now and it won't go away.
Boy 2: nah bro it's just a denim boner.
Boy 1: ok good because I have one right now and it won't go away.
by Rayraymadden June 15, 2014
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