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boner juice

Male enhancement in juice form. It consists of green beans and rooster ejaculate. Originally referenced on Saturday Night Live.
I start off every day by guzzling 32 oz. of boner juice.
by Trevorisclever May 31, 2016
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Boner alarm

when a guy wakes you up in the morning by pushing his boner against your back
girl 1: *yawns*
girl 2: why you so tired??!
girl 1: ah, john woke me up at 6am today with a boner alarm
by hg520 September 27, 2019
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Hemingway Boner

When one endorses a writing style that is characterized by efficiency and understatements.

Ernest Hemingway was the most distinguished writer to use this style, hence the term "Hemingway Boner".
If you have a Hemingway Boner you would probably write something like,

I went to the beach. It was beautiful.
by alff September 22, 2011
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snuffleupagus boner

imaginary boner that a transgender woman wished they had
lili: i wish i had a boner
todd:you have a snuffleupagus boner
by awkwarfart101 April 17, 2017
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Brandon Boner

When you have a friend or teammate that is named Brandon and the last name starts with a b as well as lookin like a caveman and troll, if he does something that is exactly like him or funny in a sense you call him Brandon Boner.
Coach: Great Hit Brandon
Teammates: BRANDON BONER!!!
by BwandonistheOGcaveman August 20, 2018
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Boner Snowman

When a guy puts his stiff dick in the snow until its so cold it is totally numb and then shoves it in a girls warm pussy.
Carl and Liz fucking outside in the snow...

Liz(bent over): Come on baby get inside me...
Carl(dick in the snow): Hang on babe, when it comes it'll be worth the wait.
Carl with his dick totally numb and freezing cold quickly shoves his whole shaft in Liz's warm pussy. Liz screams out with pleasure and asks "WOW, What was that?"
Carl responds, that's a Boner Snowman.
by Cold Horny John February 9, 2013
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Melbourne boner

a well tanned penis that despite the owner drinkin his own weight in beer is still strong enough to fend off a shark at high tide
Girl1: bet u didn't get any last night he was shitfaced
Girl2: nahh my fella had a Melbourne boner so I just jumped ontop
by Billvanman December 28, 2015
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