Denim boner

When the fold in your pants by the crotch, or zipper area causes it to look like you have an erection or just a huge schlong

Boy 1: dude are you hard right now!?

Boy 2: nah bro it's just a denim boner.

Boy 1: ok good because I have one right now and it won't go away.

by Rayraymadden June 15, 2014

Boner move

When someone, most often a male, says or does something thats unnecessarily mean or stupid. Male version of bitch move. Or a when i man thinks with his dick and not he brain.

Cindy: Hey john, do these pants make my me look fat?
John: Don't be stupid Cindy, of course they do.
Cindy: Wow, boner move right there.

Lucy: Did you know your boyfriend went home with that slutty girl last night after the party?
Taylor: Well after that boner move hes not going to be my boyfriend anymore!

by C. R. P. March 6, 2010

Nerd Boner

An erection that is gained by nerds when they talk about technology. Benjamin Joseph Wickens gets them all the time.

What happens when people talk about goigle fiber is a Nerd Boner.

by welshcaravan May 15, 2014

Boner Bunt

When you have a boner, and you sneak up behind someone with the boner near their head, call their name, and then they'll turn their head into the boner.

That girl is hot, I'm going to sneak up behind her and boner bunt her in the face while we're watching Star Trek Next Generation later!

by Micahdykajackoffsen December 24, 2010

Boomer Boner

A thing a person has, basically someone who brags about their age/time they were born, thinking people will think they are cool for being a old piece of shit.

Henry: What are you looking at kid? Go play on the swings

Jimmy: uh oh, someone has a boomer boner

by DastardlyPoptard October 22, 2019

boneless boner

it's when you're horny but don't get a boner

elliot:rodger you remember that time you got a boneless boner

roder:please don't remind me of that

by fire pro YT November 23, 2019

Boner Slayer

That one bitch that ruins everything, particularly anything sexual.

Duder1: "Hey man, did you see that hot piece of ass last night at the bar?"
Duder2: "Yeah, but some bitch told me she has crabs."
Duder1: "Fuckin' Boner Slayers are everywhere."

by Tanner Lecy May 17, 2012