beefing

beefing is a term made up by fans of american cock band waterparks. Beefing is when one tears out a chunk of someone’s hair. Beefing is a punishment. It's called beefing because of the meaty whack that is created when the newly made bald spot is slapped.

(beefing can also include: waxing, shaving, or using any other tool to remove ones hair. though it usually refers to aggressively ripping out somebodies hair)

sorry i missed your call, i was busy beefing someone.

did you hear about awsten? yeah, he went to jail for beefing somebody.

by frankiesspooked November 17, 2021

Beef Package

A phased describing not only a long but also girthy penis. To be considered a Beef package one’s penis must be at least 7 inches and 1.5 inches of girth

Micheal”did you see Daniel the other day? He’s packing”
Fred”Yeah he’s got a beef package!”

by WABIT12321 October 20, 2021

Beef Ministered

Being Beef Ministered means you were giving head when the man then forced you down until you started to suffocate!

“Dude they found out she got Beef Ministered, I still can’t believe she’s gone ;(“

by Discord BFF July 23, 2021

beef caker

A man that enjoys his significant other funneling a tube down his mouth while she shits and piss and cums down the tube while he watches the hit tv show "full house"

"that guy jonathan is a beef caker"

by Skinnytopbottom July 29, 2021

beefed

To have thrown up, or to say that someone else has thrown up.

“Is he still sick?”

“Yeah, he beefed just a second ago”

by lolzies1414 July 30, 2021

beef it

An alternate way of saying thrown up; puked.

Was used at the Nickelodeon Kids choice awards (2009) by Jack Black, when someone puked during his speech.

“Did someone just beef it?”

by lolzies1414 July 30, 2021

Ball Parked My Beef

When one penetrates all holes in one setting.

"I ball parked my beef last night. A$$ to mouth to pussy. "

by MycoJester September 12, 2021