beef hard

When something is super hard, or too hard.

"That math test was beef hard"

by beefhard May 20, 2019

Beef Pounder

When someone jacks you off so hard, it is like pounding beef.

Damn, my girlfriend just gave me beef pounder!

by ChikiBriki69 November 15, 2018

beef donkey

Another name for a third leg, a.k.a. a meat bar or noodle doodle.
Also refers to a dork.

Yeah, we fucked. He's got a real beef donkey.

That dumbass is a real beef donkey.

by Tubesnakes February 4, 2022

flapping the beef

When a fat girl masturbates

I was watching porn and i saw a video of a 400 pound woman flapping the beef

by bryceb476 April 24, 2016

beef

a word used in place of any noun, adjective or verb.

My friend is beef.
I will go to the beefy house.(Bee-Fee)
I'm gonna go beef up my hair!

by DolanMay September 27, 2003

Beefing

When you burp and queef at the same time resulting in a beef

I was beefing all over that guy last night, it was insane!

by WhatAboutMyName March 18, 2025

turtle beef

Having a falling out between friends over who's the best Ninja Turtle. Coined by Wayne Brady on stream with Marc Rebillet.

No, I don't talk to Joe anymore, we had a turtle beef... I mean, Michelangelo is clearly the best, how could he say Leonardo is the best!?

by LtChaser December 14, 2021