The Baby Sprinkler

When you poke holes in a condom and ejaculate on her forehead while wearing the condom

Last night went great dude. She poked holes in the condom and let me do the baby sprinkler dude.

by CrispyCripple March 25, 2020

Leap Baby

a person born on February 29th, a leap day that only occurs once every four years.

Felicia is a leap baby, so thankfully we don't gotta get her any gifts until 2020!

by fezzydear August 22, 2019

Pit Baby

Someone that lacks even the slightest intimation of decency or appropriate behavior, as if they were dumped in a deep pit upon birth and spent their whole life without any structure, education, or decent role models. Hence why they act like a complete dipshit neanderthal that lives each day on pure instinct.

My date ended poorly when the man got drunk, dove head first into the table, and then began humping a street lamp like a god damn pit baby.

by Ray Castle December 17, 2018

Bitty Baby

An epic baby who’s birthday is on April 30 and is the daughter of UnheardSugar607

Look there’s Bitty Baby I wonder where she’s going

by Bitty Baby January 29, 2021

Baby Kosh

A person with a small ass dick , like the lil kosher pickles at the store

her: he got a baby kosh
friend: what’s that?
her: a lil ass dick

by mrs.cap July 16, 2022

Piss Baby

A grown boy who threatens to kill himself because you won't get back together with him.

"Skyler is such a piss baby."
"For real!"

by SoggyBussy November 30, 2021

Baby booger

A little baby that’s a noob and a bully but is nice at times

Dj:baby booger your fat
Baby booger:no your a fat he j
Dj:😭
Baby booger:just kidding you cool dj
Dj:YAY!

by Booger a boy June 1, 2021