That 1% of apple users

A person in that 1% of apple users makes their entirety of their personality about apple and won't shut up about it.

John: You should seriously move to apple. It's really great and really better than your shitty android.
Paul: Can you shut up about apple already? You're literally one of that 1% of apple users.

by WolfPlay013 July 26, 2023

Apple Washing

When one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation.

April fell and sprained her apple washing hand, drastically changing her boyfriends hopes for the night.

by psyche2511 July 30, 2023

Apple

It is a type of fruit which has many different variations including the granny apple, pink lady and many more

Mother, may I have a apple please?

by Bob Janes, T marrrrttttt August 10, 2023

Apple

A disgusting fruit that no one should consume. Especially wannabe lizard people

Pen Pineapple Apple Pen

by 0LIM August 12, 2023

Grapple apple

Will you pick up two mini carrots, and die.

Hey John can I have CARROTS?
Yeah sure
**EATS CARROTS**
Yum, wait grrrrrrr ahhhhh
What Jim?
My stomach hurts John
You might have a GRAPPLE APPLE

by A coco April 5, 2023

Apple

A fruit that has multiple different types.

“He was eating a Granny Smith apple.”

by Bag full of children April 6, 2023

Apple law

If it has two colors, it can play bad apple.

Person 1: Hey, did you see they made Bad apple using actual apples?

Person 2: well you know the apple law: if it has two colors it can play Bad Apple.
Person 3: How long before someone does it using a squid or chameleon?

by Sirlordofderp April 6, 2023