Asshole

Ernest Au

Ernest is an asshole

by ernestison9 October 31, 2019

Hop on flood escape nigger nigger nigger faggot kiss me on my asshole

When someone starts saying this punch the shit out of them so they don't finish their sentence, but if it's happening on VC then leave the VC immediately, or else you will have to do what they say

Bartholomew: Hop on flood escape you fat fucking nigger faggot,Hop on flood escape nigger nigger nigger faggot kiss me on my asshole

Joe: Okay daddy

by Bubba, Twitch_Spider2 May 3, 2025

Asshole Force Field

The force field developed in order to ward off corn husker, lifted truck driving, hillbilly assohole people. It does not appear from ones own asshole.

That dude required me to turn on my "asshole force field" because of his attitude.

by kdizzledeluxe June 14, 2018

Asshole Model

An asshole model is an antique model 100% of the times relating to an asshole. As human assholes come, it could be in all shapes and sizes. The antique asshole model comes from the unique featueres they offer. Usually being from Greek or English backgrounds and always being able to be spread to the most extreme sizes. Asshole models are well known for the large shits that they are able to produce and the large amounts of shit that they can also speak.

Edward how dare you show us your asshole at the dinner table!!! We don't care that you model, we're not shoving the chicken leg up there!!!

Georginio, I would like to introduce you to my friend David. Don't get frisky but he is an asshole model and was hired by Calvin klien yesterday!

by Salim Mehajer April 2, 2019

creamy asshole

This is generally used when describing an after school/work nap you had.

You know you slept well when you wake up with a purple boner and a creamy asshole

by Will you help jack off a horse October 30, 2023

Asshole

the kind of person who looks up definitions like asshole

You Asshole

by LuckyParrot May 24, 2022

Jack-asshole

Noun. One who is simultaneously so idiotic and such a jerk that s/he goes beyond just "jack ass" or "asshole" to a combination of the two.

Also related: jack-assholery.

Did you see that truck taking up four parking spaces in the lot? That guy's a real jack-asshole.

by holacrr July 18, 2013