by redalpaca April 18, 2014
When you’re using the restroom and the poop on it’s way out is as wide as an apple causing you to wiggle in your seated position.
“bro is was pooping this morning and a large one made tore my butthole causing me to do the apple tango.”
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Joe: Harvey got up in the tenth needing a strike to win the tournament.
Steve: What happened?
Joe: Missed the headpin by a mile.
Steve: Yep, guess the pressure made him "Swallow the apple".
Steve: What happened?
Joe: Missed the headpin by a mile.
Steve: Yep, guess the pressure made him "Swallow the apple".
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