A female douche who is usually overweight, slightly attractive when you're drunk, but completely loses their attractiveness once you're sober again. They are purely annoying and you can't stand being next to them for one minute. Almost like a douchebabe minus the hotness.
Those hippo girls are completely douche-grenades!!
Get those douche-grenades outta here!
I thought that girl was hot but when I opened my eyes I saw her for what she truly is which is a DOUCHE-GRENADE!!!
Get those douche-grenades outta here!
I thought that girl was hot but when I opened my eyes I saw her for what she truly is which is a DOUCHE-GRENADE!!!
by AsianBanana April 02, 2011
One who attracts douche bags.
by Anonymous Douche Bagnet September 25, 2010
A word used to described an intolerable person. Like a popcicle, only, instead of grape or strawberry, frozen extra-cleansing vinegar douche.
by TheycallmeSpecialK August 12, 2011
After a man ejaculates inside of a woman's vagina, she runs to the toilet and pushes it out as much as possible.
Quick, use my shirt for a fuck douche. You better not fuck douche on my stomach.
You better not fuck douche on my stomach.
You better not fuck douche on my stomach.
by UserMKnight August 15, 2015
A person(s) who is continuously a bitch/douche bag.
Someone who says/does things to intentionally put you down or upset you.
It can also refer to a group of people doing something to intentionally hurt/upset an individual or animal.
Someone who says/does things to intentionally put you down or upset you.
It can also refer to a group of people doing something to intentionally hurt/upset an individual or animal.
Gosh, Ted is being such a Douche-Nugget, did you hear what he said to Emily?
That poor dog, those Douche-Nuggets keep throwing rocks at it.
That poor dog, those Douche-Nuggets keep throwing rocks at it.
by Nadisaurusrex October 08, 2013
An individual who far surpasses typical douchery. Usually shifty and shady in behavior. One who usually is emotional less and insensitive to others feelings. They are often also irrational and downright mean.
by EB1234 November 15, 2013
(Not to be confused with actual douche/hygiene-maintenance equipment)
Someone who goes way beyond the normal, standard definition of an asshole. Usually used as a term to describe/direct one's anger (and in some cases, absolute rage) at someone who is pissing them off to a very high degree.
Synonyms: see ass clown, Assclown McDouche
Someone who goes way beyond the normal, standard definition of an asshole. Usually used as a term to describe/direct one's anger (and in some cases, absolute rage) at someone who is pissing them off to a very high degree.
Synonyms: see ass clown, Assclown McDouche
"Sweet fucking Jesus tits! Look at this douche flap cutting me off!" Nice driving asshole!"
"Even though I have higher qualifications, Henry gave the promotion to that fucking douche flap Dave who isn't even here half the time!"
"Even though I have higher qualifications, Henry gave the promotion to that fucking douche flap Dave who isn't even here half the time!"
by Brownie O May 11, 2012