Ninja

Definitely the master of flossing and not a Japanese elite mercenary

"Look! that ninja is flossing! He must be so cool!" - a quote by a 10 year old

by Hash00 February 15, 2021

Ninja shits

When diarrhea or mexican food sneaks up on you at a random time.

Boss: "Why weren't you at work Bob?"
Bob: "Well I was at my daughters play then i got a case of ninja shits."

by Chupa Mi Verdga August 10, 2014

porch ninja

a lazy ninja

a ninja who is to lazy to get off the porch is a porch ninja

by a lazy ninja October 26, 2013

brutal ninja

weird ass nigga who likes to see rud twerking but thats understandable who doesnt wanna see that

"damn why you acting like brutal ninja"
"brutal ninja has a massive cock"

by rduddy February 2, 2022

Chelsea Peretti Is Cyborg Ninja

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Chelsea Peretti Is Cyborg Ninja

by Reninu March 15, 2025

operation ninja turtles

a made up operation by Youtuber al jokes. he explains it as an operatio we men have had in the making for a minimum of 4 years. he explains that we one day will enter the sewers to our secret underground city with a stable stream of resources

guy 1: you did you hear about operation ninja turtles will be carried out soon?!

guy 2: yo, if you talk so loud, someone will hear you!!

by kissuke urahare January 21, 2024

Ninja

Just watch Naruto

I would love to be a ninja.

Naruto has ninja’s

by Dead_Rose42 August 2, 2021