Tongue Punch ur Fart Box

To jab/stab someone multiple times in their anal cavity with your tongue

Hooker: Baby please don’t go there

Chaz: Why not I just wanna tongue punch ur fart box

by Fuckthatnoise October 4, 2021

ur noob

a 9 years old Roblox player that's doesn't know how to spell

P1: lol gg, that was ez
P2: ur noob, fimd clotjhe to wear

by testerman2314 November 2, 2018

ur mom

An insult

dude - so what did you do last night?
other dude - ur mom.

by itotallyhaveanawesomename December 10, 2019

Ur mum

Fat

It’s simple: fat. What more do you deman from ur mum?

by TheRunawayWagon March 24, 2019

ur room is boring

What a girl says if she wants a guy to send dick pics

"Ur room is boring"

"i'm too tired to send dick pics srry"

by little yeety October 18, 2017

ur mum

when someone has nothing to say to a sentence, they say the phrase "ur mum" or a "ur mum" joke since they cant think of anything else with their nincompoop brain.

"Ugh i wish you would listen to me, even my mom listens better" "probably because ur mums so fat and her ears are so big even when shes tired of your bullshit she still has to"

by the real fish comfirmed May 28, 2023

Ur mom

Not ur dad

*Breathes in* .... suck ‘ur mom’

by oofcheesewotsits November 18, 2019