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Christmas Tree

a tree, most are fake but the rare few humans can find a good quality one in a tree farm. Santie Clause puts gifts underneath the tree after you decorate it with bells, ribbons, ornaments etc. Santie Clause leaves after breaking and entering while you sleep. In the morning you go and open the gifts that Santie Clause(AKA- your legal guardian and other family members) put their and are either real disappointed or real happy.
“Bro santie clause definitely left me a phone under the Christmas tree this year!”
by imavocabularist January 14, 2020
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Palm Tree

Yea man she sucked so much dick, she was a palm tree”
by Satan’s Butthole May 21, 2018
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Dope tree

To say Dope tree is to either call the tree dope or your just referencing the Friday Night Funkin' Mod about shaggy where he just says tree dope or dope tree.
Dope tree is to call the tree dope cause it's a cool gamer god.
by amooguss May 31, 2021
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Turbulent Tree Effect

Turbulent Tree Effect (noun): A branch phenomenon of the Chaos Theory in which a system that is influenced by many factors produces random yet organized and fundamental patterns that are irregular and branching, resembling the shape of a tree or a fractal of chaotic properties.
From the veins of rivers that took decades to form, the root-like patterns of a lightning strike and the mayhem of turbulent smoke rising from a flame all inhibit the properties of the Turbulent Tree Effect.

Like fractals, the effect is a fundamental observations of the universe that seem random and unorganized. But these patterns are a result of harmonious entropy that makes nature stunning.
by 1m1m0 January 27, 2024
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Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner
"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"
by AntiCommunistAction April 9, 2021
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Christmas Tree

A long hairy green penis/Dick they is protect from a unholy act by a candy cane
Omg the Christmas tree on him is mad large
I know i wanna suck it
by anonymous December 23, 2022
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tree id

some fucked up person in nyc decided trees need ids
person 1: did you check it's id?
person 2: what the fuck is a tree id?
by nclguy01 October 23, 2023
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