two puck of shaku

2pac shakur made into a food/.blank#variations of beep.
Just trying to making his name sound like "two pots of sha-kur", "two pack of shaku", "tupah shakoo", "too pasha screw", or whatever else so long as it makes an impression.

"To park cha car" could be made into "Tupak shakaah", which sounds like the rappers name
?: What are those sl(O_o)ts for?
!: Tupak shakaah!

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix July 26, 2004

pretend to be two other guys

Code slang for the verb "urinate".

Extremely popular expression in Northern Alberta, Canada and other parts of the Canadian prairies.

Hold tight a sec fellas, I gotta pretend to be two other guys.

by Mejon August 6, 2010

two fisted monkey slap

When you grab your penis after being soiled with feces from anal sex with both hands and slap yourpartner across the face with it

Marvin hit mary with a two fisted monkey slap

by squirt kobain June 1, 2010

Ten to Two and Owt'll Do

The end of night desperation associated with a lot of alcohol.

Dave : That lass you pulled last night was rough as fuck mate.
John : Well, it was definitely a case of 'Ten to two and owt'll do'

by fcvaduz October 28, 2006

put her two cents

to give your opinion in a conversation, often when it is not wanted

She always has to put her two cents worth in! Why can't she just keep quiet?

by yeganehaym November 21, 2013

two ball throat cream

The creamy substance known as a males sperm from his two balls, that is used in ones throat as some sort of relief from a sore throat.

Female: My throat hurts, I think I have a cold coming on.
Male: I have something that'll help with that.
Female: Oh, what's that?!
Male: Some two ball throat cream!

by Youngdumbandfullofcumaye March 11, 2016

two chicks same time

in reference to "office space", something i'd do if i had a million dollars

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks same time, man

by Doggtown31LCC November 9, 2011