When you slather barbeque sauce on your penis and use it as lubricant while you have anal sex, then when you reach completion, ejaculate in between your partner's butt cheeks.
I had at least 3 bottles of barbeque sauce left after the cook out, good thing my girlfriend was up for a pulled pork sandwich.
by The Turd Nazi November 18, 2010
When a female is discharging from an STD, (preferrably white discharge) a man takes a paper towel or toilet paper roll and inserts it into the vaginal area. The man precedes to defecate in it. After removal of the roll, the waste begins to ooze out. Wash your hands before you eat and enjoy.
I don't care if she's a whore Robbie. She has the best tasting Fluff-pudding-and fish sandwich in the world.
by Douschie October 14, 2006
n: what happens when a girl with roast beef curtains and a boy with an uncircumsized penis have sex. His dick cheese mixes with her roast beef curtains.Throw 2 buns on it and you got a roast beef and dick cheese sandwich!
by BlackOutCrew January 14, 2008
by eda-skip October 13, 2021
After blasting my thick load all over Audries double D tits I lightly tossed on a moldy piece of deli meat and spread on some of her moms finest homemade honey mustard. Capping off a well pernounced and high priced Rodchester Roast Beef Sandwich
by Boar Spinelli July 27, 2007
That bitch's pussy is so used up it looks like she has a week old Arby's open-faced roast beef sandwich dangling from her crotch!
by frank from safeway July 07, 2011
by Jksb June 25, 2017