Rule #2

Quit Making Noise! Understand.

Shut the hell up and quit making noise, Rule #2.

by TapeGuy May 27, 2008

Rule 83

If this rule is applied to anything it must be permanently ignored for that point onwards.
This rule only applies to the speaker, however it is generally seen to be polite to not mention the subject in question to the speaker of the rule.

Speaker: "I call rule 83 on my ex-girlfriend!"
Man: "You can't be serious?"
Speaker: "Rule 83 is final!"
Man: "Fair enough, I can sympathise there"

by TLK1- The tall guy November 5, 2010

Rule 35

Rule 35 is the only rule that matters. Don't ever neglect rule 35 or no positive notions will derive. During your life you will come across the rule but will be unsure about its content. The rule is to stop trying so hard. The harder you try the more you will fail. Failure is ok just don't try to fail. Let the failure consume you in its realm. Let the realm symbolize hope but just a little hope. As if the realm was the top of the ocean and you are at the bottom swimming slowly waiting for air to invite itself into your lungs. Rule 35 is so important not to try. That by reading this you just tried. That is the rule it is self explanatory don't try too hard or you won't get what you want. "Rule 35 saved my life". (Chuck Norris)

Wow with rule 35 I lost 20 pounds and saved 5$ at Walmart buying frosted flakes. Thanks rule 35.

by insightfultyper January 20, 2015

three day rule

House guests, like fish, need to be thrown out after three days.

I couldn't let Bob sleep on my couch forever, so I had to enforce the three day rule. -or- That fish was no good to cook so it must have broken the three day rule.

by jade_kadir September 25, 2006

The Cock Vicegrip Rule

The day you become a man, the cock vicegrip rule is when a girl or woman takes the right elbow and puts your dick in the inner of her left elbow and then elbows with her right elbow onto the left elbow where your cock is. Only real men do it don't be a pussy.

Kelly, lets do the cock vicegrip rule and smash your elbow into it.

by Pat Nickerson December 29, 2011

#1 Rule of Hipster

Never admit your a hipster. This shows that you are definitely not a hipster.

There is no exception. Even friends do not discuss how hipster they are.

Annoying person: "Omg, I'm like so hipster!" i.e. breaking #1 rule of hipster
Hipsters: "K bye"

by hipstershoes November 14, 2011

Double Bag Rule

One of the rules being discussed to be added into NFL Rules taking effect for the 2011 season. This rule states that "If the fan base of said team is so ugly, it is required that the people at the stadium as well as the viewers at home wear paper bags over their heads” It seems strange to require a viewer at their own home to wear a bag over their head, but the NFL insists this is for their own safety. Fans of certain teams (such as the Lions, Browns, and Colts) are so ugly that accidental viewing could cause temporary blindness. The philosophy behind this is if strong winds come through the stadium and blow the bags off of the fans heads you are still protected from viewing them by the bag placed over your own head.

Jake was such an ugly fan that the double bag rule was enforced as he entered Ford Field

by Bear Down June 16, 2011